Your all so offended, yet you come back for more. Your all the same people that turned Merry Christmas in Happy Holidays, attacked sports teams for their offensive names, and believe our money should be reprinted. Please just go away.
On that note...
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
* What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
@!#$.
* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A Big Mac.
* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
* What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
* What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.
* What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.
* What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.
* What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
* Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
* What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
They're fun to ride until they die.
* What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
* What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
* What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
* Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know
* Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
* How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it
* What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
Sandy.
* Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
* What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
* What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
* What do vegetarian ogres eat?
Cabbage patch kids.
* What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
* What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
* What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
* What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
* How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a
bouquet of roses up his ass.
* What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.
* What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
* What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
* How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
* What do you call a 30week-old preemie?
An Appetizer.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
Matt.
* What wiggles spits and is covered in @!#$?
An inside out baby!
* When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
* What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
* Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
* What happens when you burn baby's face off?
It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.
* What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children's playground!
* What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
* Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
* What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.
* What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
* What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
* If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
* What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.
*What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.
* What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
* Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
*Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
* Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
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i agree with gam, maybe these jokes, regardless of some people think they are just "jokes", ARE OFFENDING people, more than any thread Ive seen so far in my *modest* amount of time on the org (Im no old school member, i admit it). AG might be more appropriate. However, not petitioning or telling the mods how to do their job, its our privelage to be here (even tho im premium, lol), just stating my viewpoint.
