91 Sunbird SSE wrote:Actually, I'm 39 this may.
Having been born in the socialist non-offensive P-C @!#$hole called canada, I'm simply sick-and-tired of the whiners and quite frankly dont GIVE A @!#$ what offends them.
If they dont like it, they are free to look the other way. screw 'em.
and yes--I DO find dead baby jokes funny. I've laughed my ass off over this thread which is a good thing to me. Thats all the justification I need to enjoy it and I'll be damned if I'm going to let a few anal-retentive p-c crybabies ruin the fun.
hhhhhhmmmmmm
whats black and blue and red and lays under the couch?
dead p-c baby soccer balls.
So because we state the fact that is offensive and quite a tasteless theme to joke about, we are called cry babies and anal? If that's what you wish to believe then that's okay with me. I have a question to ask, do you have any children? It doesn't seem to me that a parent could even fathom joking about something like this, which is probably why you may do it. Pure speculation until your confirmation though.
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shut the @!#$ up already. i find it funny because it is funny to me. i know none of its true but the jokes are funny to me. why i have to sit here and explain myself to you i have no clue. if you dont like the jokes then quit posting in this thread and bitching about how horrible the jokes are
[So because we state the fact that is offensive and quite a tasteless theme to joke about, we are called cry babies and anal?
guess what??
its not offensive--its funny.
and its not a "fact"--its an opinion------learn the difference.
and ya, I am a parent. My boys are 8 and 10 and the stepdaughter turns 16 next month. None of them have much tolleraqnce for p-c whiners either.
Your welcome to your opinion, and welcome to live by it as it suits you. But for @!#$ sakes DONT pretend what you find offensive is fact and offensive to the rest of us. If you cant wrap your brain around that find professional help.
so
How do you make a dead baby pizza?
In the oven same as any other pizza.
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So because we state the fact that is offensive and quite a tasteless theme to joke about, we are called cry babies and anal?
no its because you come into a thread with full knowlege of what it is and that it offends you, just to bitch about it. You knew you wernt going to like what you saw so should have @!#$ stayed out of it. But you didnt, and then you bitch through the whole thread.
I for one do not find most of the jokes funny. I chuckle every once in a while. But i will not tell anyone what they can and cant read or laugh at.
amen to the past 4 posts
chamillionaire, just move on, let us immature ones laugh it up
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deaaaaad puppieeeeeeees! deaaaaaaad puppieeeeeees!
dead puppies aren't much fun.
Mom says Puppy's days are through; she's going to put him in the stew.
Dead pippies aren't much fun, oh, no, no!
Really, cham, what's funy to you may not be funny to us, but I'm not saying you have no right to laugh at it. Nor am I saying you don't have the right to be disgusted with this.
But you don't have the right to try to censor what we find is funny. Just remeber what your parents kept saying about you and what you'll say about your kid(s) when they get older: You only hear what you want to hear. And while i'm not making this assumption about you, specifically, I find that most that cry offence are purposely looking out for things to be offended at, but the minute that they say something that is construed as offensive by someone else, then the other people are crybabies.
I, on the other hand, think that lack of censorship does way more good than harm. I also believe that nothing is sacred, so laugh it up--and if you don't find something funny, don't listen to it. It's actually that simple. Words may cut, but only if you let them.
And this coming from the pretentious, goth, fishbelly white, eccentric, eogtistical, tactless, assholy, honkey, cracka, wop, gringo, hoser, gaijin, yankee capitlost pigdog that i am.
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Chamillionaire wrote:Anyone can speak about whatever they like, its their right. How can you find humor in "dead baby jokes"? The one person that I was shocked to find in here is definitely Bastard King. You were, to me, a very intelligent person that had great input on just about everything we talked about on here. I looked forward to reading your replies in through the different topics etc...After reading this thread, I'm not sure what to think anymore. For someone to find humor in a subject so vile is beyond me. I'm sure that my opinion of you matters none, but I'm sorry, I was just appalled at seeing you in here, the others I can understand.
Well quite frankly, telling a joke doesn't really tell anything about how my mentality. These jokes aren't real. No babies died in the making of these jokes. The though of a REAL baby in a REAL blender(or whatever) is quite appalling and definitely not funny(to me) at all.
The thing I find comical about these jokes - is just how wrong they are - that their are depraved minds who actually think about this. Such is the state of our "superior" and "civilized" human minds. The humor isn't in the jokes for me, its in the humankind that makes such jokes. Most people are almost as primitive as they are stupid, and that's funny. It's funny because it's sad.
C'mon, haven't you ever laughed(in dismay) at your fellow man's shortcomings?
I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?
Don't fret kids!
Jonbenet Ramsey will save the day!
KOTL: I'm not looking for something to bitch and moan about. Its just that I cannot for the life of me find humor in something like this. When I was stating fact, it was more that it is a fact that its offensive to me and some others. I understand where you're coming from, although I don't really agree, but than you for the sensible responses. You get a lot of respect from on that bro.
Bastard King: Again, I understand what you're saying, and I must admit....I've laughed at someone elses shortcomings, someones fall or slip. I've laughed at some this that others may not have found funny, for I know we all have different senses fo humor. However, I still don't get this particular subject to joke about, and probably never will. It was that I was more shocked that you were in here joking about it as well as KOTL because I had a different impression of you guys from what I've seen on the board. Not saying that I think you're horrible people or anything for joking about it, just that I didn't picture you two being that way. You can tell from the other responses that most others were not a shock being that they could not even explain what was funny about it....a simple task. *shrugs* Thank you for the response man...ook you long enough though!
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Perception is a weird thing. I thought it would have been obvious to all of those that know me somewhat that I would find "black" humor on any level outright hilarious, and moreover, nothing being "safe" from joking about.
Plus, i was trying to give the impression that i wasn't saying you were looking for something to bitch about.
I just know that 80% of the people that cry "offense" have no real reason to be offended, and are just infringing on other's rights because they can't handle the concept of freedom (and really, IMHO THEY are the ones that need to move to a dictatorship or a theocracy where they'd fit in with all the other lemmings who need their lives lorded over and rules in pace to censor them, not the free thinkers that can take a joke and don't get butt-hurt when someone cracks a joke at them).
I can see why you take your stance, but it doesn't change the fact that i find dead baby jokes funny and will continue to laugh at them. Laughing at a farsical joke about a rather disturbing concept (whether successful or not) beats the hell out of actually trying the disturbing concept. And again, i'm not saying you think like this, but as a general comment. After all, if we followed the same mentality of saying everyone that laughs at dead baby jokes is base and unintelligent, then we could also say that every male that looks at porn (read: just about every male on this board, and if you deny it you're most likely lying) is a misogynistic chauvenist who treats women as nothing but objects. We know that assumption to be a bigger pile of bull@!#$ than what comes out of Capitol Hill and the Whitehouse on a yearly basis no matter whos' there
. And me laughing at it, or you not laugfhing at it says nothing of cognative mental capabilities what we hold, respectively.
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this is great all u ppl crying and bitching need to get a life ive lost 3 children and i still can joke about things like this so deal with it u panty waste lil losers and lets get back to the jokes
u here about the baby with no legs couldnt crawl away to save its ass
what do u call a still born ...... fresh meat
what the difference between a abortion clinic and a chinnese buffet ... abortions burn them buffet fries them them
I actually think the best idea along these lines was a great candyidea my bro came up with for Hallowe'en: Abortion pops.
He wanted to have a friend that was great at sculpture make a mold in the shape of a fetus, then he gets red-dyed hard candy to form in it in the sampe of a fetus...
And for the stick--use the end of a coathanger!
Pure genius for the demeted type of @!#$ I am
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[quote=Keeper of the Light™]I actually think the best idea along these lines was a great candyidea my bro came up with for Hallowe'en: Abortion pops.
He wanted to have a friend that was great at sculpture make a mold in the shape of a fetus, then he gets red-dyed hard candy to form in it in the sampe of a fetus...
And for the stick--use the end of a coathanger!
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Holy ish. That is a fantastic idea!
chuck norris outran a cavalier. he just stood still.
disgusting, horrifying, in really bad taste, offensive, and appaling to the most degenerate mind...
Which is why it's so good
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What did I call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
What did I call a babyl in a wheelchair?
Raped.
True Story.
WannaBzee (aka BadAceDesign) wrote:[quote=Keeper of the Light™]I actually think the best idea along these lines was a great candyidea my bro came up with for Hallowe'en: Abortion pops.
He wanted to have a friend that was great at sculpture make a mold in the shape of a fetus, then he gets red-dyed hard candy to form in it in the sampe of a fetus...
And for the stick--use the end of a coathanger!
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Holy ish. That is a fantastic idea!
I LOVE IT !!!
Wonder what the marketing possibilities are?
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[quote=Keeper of the Light™]I actually think the best idea along these lines was a great candyidea my bro came up with for Hallowe'en: Abortion pops.
He wanted to have a friend that was great at sculpture make a mold in the shape of a fetus, then he gets red-dyed hard candy to form in it in the sampe of a fetus...
And for the stick--use the end of a coathanger!
Pure genius for the demeted type of @!#$ I am
Oh crap, I almost pissed myself right there!! That's one awesome idea! So very messed up, it'll be a laugh for the whole family.
I especially like the coathanger part! ziiiing.
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I'll have to give him ytour kudos on the idea...who knows...maybe he'll be able to market it
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WOW!! I missed all of this!!??!! GREAT THREAD!! I layghed my ass off for hours!!!
P.S.
What do you call a dead baby at the bottom of a pile of leaves?
Russel.
Didn't read through all 12 pages but whats whats worse than a trash can full of dead babies?
the one at the bottom trying to crawl it's way out
What kind of pet do you get a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
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What do you call a babie in a blender? Stewie.
What do you a dead baby with no legs or arms in the water? Bob
I love these jokes
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