we need an edit button... mind mind mind not mond lol
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this thread is amazing....
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I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.
Quit screaming like a half dead baby will ya. stay out if you dont like it.
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if you have a dead baby why would you come into this post anyway? People like that crack me up, get a sense of humor or read the title, damn.
agreed you knew damn well what the thread was about and if you dont like this funny @!#$ GTFO and dont come in in the first place
how do you fit a dead baby into a salad bowl?
A blender
How do you get it out?
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CJay2388 wrote:lol these jokes are sooo wrong yet I am still laughing
if it ain't broke...MAKE IT GO FASTER
why do u put a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the look on his face
why do you put a baby in a blender head first?
to see his little feet kick
whats blue, yellow, pink, red, and floats in a pool?
floaties with a slashed baby
whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
a live one at the bottom
whats worse than that ^^??
he eats his way out
whats even more horrible??
he goes back for seconds
and the mother of em all......
what the best part about having sex with a dead baby??
going in soft, getting hard, and hearinf the ribs crack!!
WOW, that last one was a little over the top
Yeah seriously oyu all need to get your heads checked
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if you dont like this kinda stuff dont come in here and read the @!#$ and ruin it for the ones who are entertained by it damn it. its just jokes and sick humor now if someone was actually doing this @!#$ to real babies then MAYBE there'd be some concern
or wait
no that would make it even funnier lol
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^^^ get used to it. it's public forum if I don't like it I have the same right to come in here and say so
you all need your heads checked
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^^ you're right, we need our heads checked, i never actually thought of doin any of this, but maybe i should have, just to piss people like you off, its a F@#$%ing joke, hence the reason the title says "JOKES"
I don't joke about hangin jews
you should joke about killing babies
see
go see a shrink fast
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LiquidFireCavy (mdk) wrote:why do u put a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the look on his face
why do you put a baby in a blender head first?
to see his little feet kick
whats blue, yellow, pink, red, and floats in a pool?
floaties with a slashed baby
whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
a live one at the bottom
whats worse than that ^^??
he eats his way out
whats even more horrible??
he goes back for seconds
and the mother of em all......
what the best part about having sex with a dead baby??
going in soft, getting hard, and hearinf the ribs crack!!
damn man. i dont know what to say
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Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:I don't joke about hangin jews
you should joke about killing babies
see
go see a shrink fast
A. they didnt hang the jews, they used other forms of mass murder
B. i'm not jewish so i dont see how its relavant
Yeah....you all are seriously twisted...
Ahh stfu already.. They're
jokes. It's not like someone is going to go out and start slashing babies.. If they did that, then yeah, maybe they should get their head checked.. Anyways, I say keep the jokes comming!
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the dead baby jokes have been around for quite awhile...even famous comedians do the "dead baby joke" thing. Eddie Izzard, who is probably one of my favorite comedians, makes a "babies on spikes" joke that's f'in hilarious.
but, i have a twisted sense of humor, and a history of miscarriage to boot. if you don't like it, don't read it...that's all i can say to those with weak stomachs. no one made you click on the thread, so all you have to blame is
yourself.
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Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:^^^ get used to it. it's public forum if I don't like it I have the same right to come in here and say so
you all need your heads checked
Yep just like i have to the right to say, What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
