New National Anthem
Unbreakable union of freeborn republics
Great America has welded forever to stand!
Created in struggle by will of the peoples
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
CHORUS:
Glory to our great Motherland, mighty and free,
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Obama! The strength of the people.
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
2.
Through tempests the sun rays of freedom have cheered us
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead!
To a righteous cause he raised up the people
Inspired them to labour and valorous deed!
CHORUS
3.
In the victory of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
selflessly true, we always shall stand!
CHORUS
New "Democratic" Anthem
Free children of a state unprecedented,
Today we sing our proud song
About the most powerful party in the world,
About our greatest man ever.
CHORUS
Surrounded with glory, soldered by [our] will,
Grow stronger and live for eternity
The party of Ayers, the party of Marx
Wise party of Bolsheviks!
You have created a country of the November,
The able Motherland of free people.
Our Soviet state stands as rock
Born by your power and truth.
CHORUS
Rotten breeds of lowly treachery
You wipe from your way
You are the pride of the people, the wisdom of people,
the heart of the people and their conscience.
CHORUS
The sparking genius of Marx and Engels
Envisioned the future rise of the commune.
Obama has outlined us the road to the freedom
And great Pelosi is leading us through it.
CHORUS
Figured I would get the head start on my children's new reading material.