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OUTRAGED MUSLIMS! OH MY!
We wake up this morning to see video on CNN showing rampaging Muslims around the world. In Europe, the Middle East, the Pacific Rim ... Muslim Mobs spreading mayhem. It seems that these mighty mad Muslims are rioting and firing their ever-present AK-47s into the air because of cartoons. Yup ... this latest epidemic of Muslim outrage comes to us because some newspapers in Norway and Denmark published some cartoons depicting Mohammed. In fact ... here is one of my favorites!
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Admit it, this turban/bomb thing could be the next big fashion hit on the Muslim street!
Muslim outrage huh. OK ... let's do a little historical review. Just some lowlights:
* Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslim officials block the exit where school girls are trying to escape a burning building because their faces were exposed. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims cut off the heads of three teenaged girls on their way to school in Indonesia. A Christian school. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder teachers trying to teach Muslim children in Iraq. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder over 80 tourists with car bombs outside cafes and hotels in Egypt. No Muslim outrage.
* A Muslim attacks a missionary children's school in India. Kills six. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims slaughter hundreds of children and teachers in Beslan, Russia. Muslims shoot children in the back. No Muslim outrage.
* Let's go way back. Muslims kidnap and kill athletes at the Munich Summer Olympics. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims fire rocket-propelled grenades into schools full of children in Israel. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder more than 50 commuters in attacks on London subways and busses. Over 700 are injured. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims massacre dozens of innocents at a Passover Seder. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder innocent vacationers in Bali. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslim newspapers publish anti-Semitic cartoons. No Muslim outrage
* Muslims are involved, on one side or the other, in almost every one of the 125+ shooting wars around the world. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims beat the charred bodies of Western civilians with their shoes, then hang them from a bridge. No Muslim outrage.
* Newspapers in Denmark and Norway publish cartoons depicting Mohammed. Muslims are outraged.
Dead children. Dead tourists. Dead teachers. Dead doctors and nurses. Death, destruction and mayhem around the world at the hands of Muslims .. no Muslim outrage ... but publish a cartoon depicting Mohammed with a bomb in his turban and all hell breaks loose.
Come on, is this really about cartoons? They're rampaging and burning flags. They're looking for Europeans to kidnap. They're threatening innkeepers and generally raising holy Muslim hell not because of any outrage over a cartoon. They're outraged because it is part of the Islamic jihadist culture to be outraged. You don't really need a reason. You just need an excuse. Wandering around, destroying property, murdering children, firing guns into the air and feigning outrage over the slightest perceived insult is to a jihadist what tailgating is to a Steeler's fan.
I know and understand that these bloodthirsty murderers do not represent the majority of the world's Muslims. When, though, do they become outraged? When do they take to the streets to express their outrage at the radicals who are making their religion the object of worldwide hatred and ridicule? Islamic writer Salman Rushdie wrote of these silent Muslims in a New York Times article three years ago. "As their ancient, deeply civilized culture of love, art and philosophical reflection is hijacked by paranoiacs, racists, liars, male supremacists, tyrants, fanatics and violence junkies, why are they not screaming?"
Indeed. Why not?
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"GTFO, you don't represent US!!" to those freaks.
UpstateNyZ24 wrote:Let me ask you this... must you take everything abbolutely literally?Quote:Let me ask you this: Why don't you tell American criminals and gang members to GTFO because they represent America in a bad way....?
"GTFO, you don't represent US!!" to those freaks.
You are demanding something that cannot be accomplished by people saying "GTFO." It's a much deeper issue that is buried deep into the political systems of the countries in question and the countries that are demanding these impossible actions by "regular citizens of a country."
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Let me ask you this: Why don't you tell American criminals and gang members to GTFO because they represent America in a bad way....?
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As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.
The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.
At some point during the summit, probably after a week or so, the scholars would tire of saying to each other, "Nice hat" and asking, "What setting do you use to trim your ratty beard?" Then they'd get down to the business of defining what makes a place holy. Someone would suggest that the key things are the location and the fact that something holy happened there. Eventually, someone with a second-grade understanding of space, possibly the busboy, would point out that everything in the universe has moved a gazillion miles since the holy event, and the concept of location is meaningless unless all the reference points stay put. The best-case scenario is that the "holy place" is now a billion miles away, floating in empty space.
After some embarrassed mumbling, the scholars would insist that they knew all along that location wasn't important. One of them would break the awkwardness by suggesting that a holy place must be defined by the "stuff" that comprises it. That's good news, because the Middle East is made entirely of dirt. The wise King Solomon probably would have advised people to help themselves to as much holy dirt as they wanted. He might have gone so far as to suggest that people put holy dirt in their socks so they can enjoy walking on it wherever they go. But first he would have invented socks and patented the idea, because in addition to being wise, he had a good head for business.
Religious scholars should also help the rest of us understand the question of holy depth. Is it just the top layer of soil that's holy, or does the holiness continue lower into the ground? It's important because if there's no bottom limit, then whatever is on the exact opposite side of the earth is also holy, only upside down. The residents would have to stand on their heads to get the full benefit of the holy rays, but it would be worth it.
Feel free to forward this Holy Place argument to any Induhviduals who need the enlightenment that comes from having their core beliefs mocked. I can't guarantee that this will stop terrorism, but whatever you're doing now isn't working.
If you want more thought-provoking ideas in the same realm, check out my new book, The Religion War. It's a sequel to my non-Dilbert book, God's Debris. It's guaranteed to become a collector's item after al-Qaeda gets me. And it's ideal for book clubs and people who like to have their preconceived notions tweaked.
Jackalope wrote:Northern Ireland and Israel are both countire that were occupied by someone else. They did not use religion as an excuss to kill like these guys are. They were trying to defend their home land from an outside force trying to take it over. In Ireland it was the English and in Israel its still the Jews pushing the palistiniens out of thier homes.
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MOHAMMED CARTOON: FINALLY MUSLIMS SCREAM
By J. Grant Swank, Jr.
MichNews.com
Jan 31, 2006
That awesome awful silence blankets the globe’s face while Muslims slay innocent human beings thither and yon. Muslim national leaders say nothing. Muslim clerics say nothing. Muslim web sites continue with their propaganda but won’t stifle Islamic killers international.
Yet when rapist, murderer, plunderer, sex fiend Mohammed is cartooned in Danish and Norwegian papers, Muslims throughout the world clamor, beat their gums and throw their fists into the air. Well, finally we have heard from the Muslim world conclave.
Typical.
When it comes to carnage in the name of Allah, that is a pious act. Killing an infidel is not a crime. Stoning a woman accused of adultery—burying her up to her neck in sand—is a pious oblation. Murdering a cowardly Muslim is justice executed. Slitting the throat of a Muslim female because she is accused of dishonoring the clan is a right. And shooting a backslidden Muslim is mandatory according to the Koran.
To understand sharia, the Islamic “judicial system” supported by the Koran crazy book, is to realize that madness against non-Muslims is regarded as an offering to Allah, not of course punishable by any court.
Therefore, Israelis slaughtered in a café is not criminal nor outrageous. It is another notch in the suicide bombers’ soul good. And to bomb the subways and Twin Towers is to bring praise to Allah the Great.
But when cartoons are put in a newspaper, cartoons that are demeaning according to Muslims’ sensitivities—whatever they are since the rest of the world considers Muslims basically callously insensitive—there is global Islamic outrage. Allah worshipers are mad and shouting it. Sometimes I wonder if Muslims have houses or if they live guns by sides in the streets.
According to AP’s Donna Abu-Nasr, “Gunmen seized an EU office in Gaza and Muslims appealed for a trade boycott of Danish products.” Denmark officials have warned their citizens in the Middle East to “exercise vigilance.”
But the newspapers won’t budge, thank heaven. And the government will not do anything but let the Muslims fester. The officialdom is going to protect their freedom of speech rather than cower to the Islamic fanatics. Bravo.
The Muslims are intimidating one government after another in an attempt to establish Islam world rule. The more free nations simply boot the Muslims in the posterior, particularly deporting those who make trouble, the sooner the Islamic zealots will get the message to stash themselves inside mosques and keep their poster hangings to themselves.
Anything that Muslims touch decays. Any country they invade implodes. Any neighborhoods they take over turn ballistic. That’s why America in particular must route out sleeper cells. They must put down American webmastered web sites. They must send back home any Islamic who gives any twitch of problem making.
But that is not that easy when the American officials won’t do anything about immigrants crawling all over the country. Build the fence between Mexico and US. Deport Muslims making mayhem. Check out every other Muslim residing here, particularly the criminal type and the highly professionals touting Islamic propaganda on university campuses. Take in no more immigrants until the illegals are ousted.
Europe is overrun with sleeper cells. France and Germany are starting to take hold. Denmark is, too. British Prime Minister Tony Blair would like to deport them and jail them but Prince Charles is “fond” of Islam and the Parliament is wimpish. Canadian prior leader likened Muslims to Canadians in holding the same “value system”!
However, back to the cartoons depicting one of the most aggressive demon-possessed mortals who ever breathed—Mohammed—it is so encouraging to read that Denmark editors are not going to X-out the cartoons nor is the government going to make them.
Three cheers for the cartoons. And too bad for the Muslims who take to the streets over a few drawings but can’t seem to weep when innocent humans are Muslim-slain in one nation or another