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post your dead baby jokes - CAUTION, Extremely offensive
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:21 PM on j-body.org
THEREAL2005Z24
like the title says post your sick,rude,offencive dead baby jokes.


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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:04 AM on j-body.org
SpcmnSpff302
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off it's head

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a bunch of bowling balls? You can't move a bunch of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

^^Those ones I knew off the top of my head, but I found a pretty good list here:

http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com/introduction.htm


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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:05 AM on j-body.org
urban

ummmm ok...

today I was at the bank (paying my business visa), and a little
girl, three or so years old, came within 3 feet of me and tried
to grab the crowd separator bar. It wasn't fastened, and it fell
straight across her rib cage, and face. She was hurt very badly,
and even though I could see the barrier coming down on her --
I wasn't fast enough to stop it.

its a true story, and ahahaaha... it was soo effing funny to see
a innocent little girl in pain. true story









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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:23 AM on j-body.org
KustmAce
Whats small and red and cant fit through a doorway?
-a dead baby with a javelin through its head

Whats red bubbly and scratches and glass?
-dead baby in a microwave

Whats white yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
-baby with its water wings slashed

Whats green yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
-same baby 3 weeks later

Whats worse than 7 dead babies nailed to a tree?
-One dead baby nailed to seven trees

thats all off the top of my head. try google



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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:11 AM on j-body.org
Sivler06Cobalt (David Neal)
urban wrote:
ummmm ok...

today I was at the bank (paying my business visa), and a little
girl, three or so years old, came within 3 feet of me and tried
to grab the crowd separator bar. It wasn't fastened, and it fell
straight across her rib cage, and face. She was hurt very badly,
and even though I could see the barrier coming down on her --
I wasn't fast enough to stop it.

its a true story, and ahahaaha... it was soo effing funny to see
a innocent little girl in pain. true story







man dude you are sick


Later
David

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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 4:50 AM on j-body.org
Todd Nixon
What's dead baby in a blender look like?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 5:11 AM on j-body.org
the future Mrs. Scrufdog
Sivler06Cobalt (David Neal) wrote:
urban wrote:
ummmm ok...

today I was at the bank (paying my business visa), and a little
girl, three or so years old, came within 3 feet of me and tried
to grab the crowd separator bar. It wasn't fastened, and it fell
straight across her rib cage, and face. She was hurt very badly,
and even though I could see the barrier coming down on her --
I wasn't fast enough to stop it.

its a true story, and ahahaaha... it was soo effing funny to see
a innocent little girl in pain. true story



man dude you are sick


agreed. and he gets all miffed when i say something bad about him. boo hoo, karma's a bitch.




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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 5:19 AM on j-body.org
lone_wolf
What's worse than finding a dead baby in a garbage can? Finding a dead baby in 3 garbage cans. That's the only dead baby joke I know lol.





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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 5:31 AM on j-body.org
CJay2388
lol these jokes are sooo wrong yet I am still laughing




Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 6:41 AM on j-body.org
Pork Chop Sandwiches!!!
<absolute lack of taste>

What's red and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

</absolute lace of taste>




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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:09 AM on j-body.org
GrimRaven
I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.






Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:16 AM on j-body.org
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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:32 AM on j-body.org
Slammedohv
Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:41 AM on j-body.org
The Other Matt
only one i can think of off the top of my head that hasnt been said is


whats white red and silver and runs into walls?

a baby with forks in its eyes




Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:41 AM on j-body.org
David Alameda (Zspeedcav)
What's more fun than swinging a baby on a clothes line at 100mph.
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's white and red and sits in the corner.
A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's black and green and sits in the corner.
The same baby a week later.





Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:50 AM on j-body.org
.JerseyKid.
http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com/


Have fun boys .






Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:58 AM on j-body.org
AWD GS
how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

nail his other hand to the floor



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:37 PM on j-body.org
urban
the future Mrs. Scrufdog wrote:
Sivler06Cobalt (David Neal) wrote:
urban wrote:
ummmm ok...

today I was at the bank (paying my business visa), and a little
girl, three or so years old, came within 3 feet of me and tried
to grab the crowd separator bar. It wasn't fastened, and it fell
straight across her rib cage, and face. She was hurt very badly,
and even though I could see the barrier coming down on her --
I wasn't fast enough to stop it.

its a true story, and ahahaaha... it was soo effing funny to see
a innocent little girl in pain. true story



man dude you are sick


agreed. and he gets all miffed when i say something bad about him. boo hoo, karma's a bitch.



oblivious much?







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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:39 PM on j-body.org
Grimor
GrimRaven wrote:I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.

if you can't joke about it, the dead babies win


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You have been banned from posting on this site as of 2005-12-11 18:21:36. This ban will expire 2005-12-18 18:21:36 Pacific Time.

Reason: Your comment about Grim Raven's wife was completely uncalled for and way over the top.
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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:27 PM on j-body.org
THEREAL2005Z24
Quote:

if you can't joke about it, the dead babies win

LMAO!!!


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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:55 PM on j-body.org
Bika
how do you fit 1000 babies into a phone booth?




Blender




Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:16 PM on j-body.org
Darkstars
GrimRaven wrote:I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.



"F" you too.... look at the title of the thread... you knew what it was when you clicked it so STFU and quit your bitchin



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:31 PM on j-body.org
nasty04cav
Whats black and blue and can make any women scream at 2.oo am.

.... Crib Death



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:37 PM on j-body.org
60' nI doM rof yZZiS
Darkstars wrote:
GrimRaven wrote:I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.



"F" you too.... look at the title of the thread... you knew what it was when you clicked it so STFU and quit your bitchin

x2



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:37 PM on j-body.org
Grimor
what was the last thing to go through the mond of Alexander McClure's baby...



a hammer


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hostis humani generis - Causa latet vis est notissima
You have been banned from posting on this site as of 2005-12-11 18:21:36. This ban will expire 2005-12-18 18:21:36 Pacific Time.

Reason: Your comment about Grim Raven's wife was completely uncalled for and way over the top.
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